Around these parts we call a guy like that "Dad."

Which Florida Man - James Evans, Sr. or Carl Dixon?

Raiders' 2007 1st Round Pick's Career Derailed After Run-In With Patty Melts

...not at all what we were expecting, because what we were expecting was blood.

She wanted to have me out for drinks to tell me that we were NOT going to be hooking up any longer.

Also regretting negotiating a Cliff and having trouble staying above water? Jimi Heselden.

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a sloppy first nine

Although the sketch was ineffective in identifying the suspect, it did manage to win Honorable Mention in the "Draw Dirk Nowitzki" contest sponsored by the Dallas Morning News.

Pictured:

Jesus. Hitchhiking has to be the most dangerous activity in which a guy named Bono could ever think of engaging.

"Cue the McSkat, Kat."

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"Me."

We Are Quite Worried About The Color Of Clint Hurdle’s Face

That is the biggest lie ever told.

O AN HE MEME

Keep running, Rodney.

That's what you call a Hall of Famer right there.

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