Meanwhile the smoldering embers of the Houston-Dallas kronum rivalry are stirred via Houston's provocative full page newspaper ad featuring a photograph of a t-shirt emblazoned with the image of a billboard that bears the close-up picture of a bumper sticker making an unkind remark about Dallas giving keys to the…

And "Twitter" meant "erection."

"We can think of a few columns more upsetting than those of the Orlando Sentinel"

Pretty sure that credit for the longest work stoppage in NFL history belongs to Al Davis' immune system.

Kane remains on the fence about taking legal action against the young lady.The notion of getting involved in a Natalie imbroglio has him quite Torn.

Cliched lines like "how does I Ching work," may have been funny to the long-suffering Han the first time they read it. . .

It's not always about the coach, OK? It is not.

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And to think when I Googled "wobbly swinging Chins" I thought I was going to get a video of Val Kilmer doing neck exercises.

Cruise is a darling of the Hasidim thanks to his practice of always appearing bearded in public.

Another JetMan who's into 18 hours of footage.

Pictured: Another uniform for an organization devoted to America and wizards.

Incidentally, if things don't start trickling out of Bristol sometime next week Levi Johnston's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do.

Remind me never to invite you over to play Mad Libs with my kids.

Your score has been augmented by one.

Pictured Above Avowed pathological ice cream addict Luke Rodgers illustrating the disturbing extent of what he'd do for a Klondike Bar.

Awfully nice of fellow Met fan Bernie Madoff to send that guy one of his current softball jerseys, although the number seems a bit truncated.

If Rachel Uchitel is to be believed, Tiger was always up for a hot second in his Lacrosse, frequently Jamie Jungers.

Not sure the Terps made the right call on that head coach. The last time a Turgeon got together with a bunch of Maryland-based athletes Dale Hunter served a lengthy suspension.

"It was a rainy day when I saw you," ... "You were wearing striped uniforms."