There's A Bear In Trey Wingo's Backyard

Jesus, I haven't heard the term "vinyl shuttlecock" since that story about Gabby Giffords receiving a conjugal visit in the ICU.

Oh God, not another Don Garber "let me tell you about the time I did Oprah doggy style" story.

Hey, that's all I Has, bro.

Indeed, because after a playoff fiasco like the Dallas series I'd fully expect Phil to be thrown under the Buss.

But could the Angels, or any team for that matter, overlook his checkered past?

They were the 8th team in his 12-year career

+ The 1

Charles Barkley was once forcibly removed from a Baskin Robbins when he became royally pissed that he did not get the scoop.

Good grief, Magic. Memorizing a 30 second statement is as easy as A-Z-T.

+1 pump, sans handle

How fitting for Gribble to use that particular style of discourse with the guy trying to get away from the Purple Pros.

I'd rather call Lamar Odom's hotline to hear him read from his dad's book "H is for Breakfast."

Jesus, who put the inferior potassium in his Red Bull?

In Soviet Union politics influences race.

Playoffs, playoffs, playoffs

The winner of the 2011 Black Hummer SUV NBA MVP? Gloria James.

+Z4

This 2010 One-Bitch tourney will be my last act as Commissioner.

his wife was charged with assault after allegedly attacking him with a box-cutter Sunday night