This man made over 1 million Francs blowing farts.

Another one for the "Great Moments In American History" photo album.

+3 hey's

These idiots should know that wearing all green in Nashville exponentially increases their odds of being raped by a horny, renegade John Deere tractor.

I wouldn't want to see myself in one of those tight green suits - I can tell you that. I guess they feel good about themselves to dress up in all green. I noticed there are never any chicks sitting beside them, they're always sitting beside dudes. Maybe they've got to figure that out and they'll be able to get a date…

Not the first time "poorly conceived" and "Levitra" have appeared in the same sentence.

Also not expecting a Memphis —> Atlanta final? Martin Luther King, Jr.

+22

Guiteau-ver it.

Since we caught Osama do I still have to take my laptop out at security?

Because my grandfather is a billionaire widower and his favorite sport is "fuck the 18 year old girl."

+1 gray guitar

It's also a quick ticket to getting a public shaming from the mods. You know the rules.

Was it weird to go shopping given all the uncertainty in the NFL right now?

Speaking of crazy bandwagon Communists....

Yes, but to U-Verse's credit, it did accurately predict the freefall of DaQuan Bowers.

Following the race Royal Wedding backed himself up to the track microphone and announced through his anus that his obligations to BMW's internship program would prevent him from taking a summer job as a lifeguard.

"Make it the NBA draft and we're in business."

Paul Stanley and the fat woman get progenical.

Hey, if you were a member of the British royal family you too could get away with wearing a whale's clitoris on your head.