Sorry folks

Ravens owner Stephen Bisciotti is pretty frosted about the botched deal but, hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

When I saw the terms "toddler's favourite position" and "VVV" I thought for sure this was part of some Roman documentary about Lawrence Taylor.

Looks like Ove's going to be scrambling to find another job and there's no point in looking for the sunny side to this story; after an incident like that, his employment quest will not be over easy.

There were several points during the proceedings when the camera caught Prince Phillip with a facial expression that suggested he was engaging in a royal wetting.

I see ESPN does as good a job editing their graphics as the NFL network does in checking the names of the Twitter posters they quote.

I could give two shits about Kate Middleton's big bridal to-do in London this weekend. I'm more interested in Sara Jessica Parker's big bridle to-do in Louisville next weekend.

As a Mizzou football season ticket holder for the past 32 years I'm just a wee bit geeked about seeing two of our guys go in the top 10 (including these guys we've only had 6 top 10 picks - ever). Very happy to see Gabbert get picked up by the Jags. With his surfer dude looks he is the perfect franchise quarterback…

There's a fluid momentum to his rise and release.

I'm looking forward to watching the 2028 Rutgers basketball team trot out it's starting five all of whom have the first name Antoniocromartiesgift.

I'm still trying to figure out how you can advise someone not to take advice. What's the intended outcome there?

Nice to see Yao once again in the culinary world after his disastrous run as the (largely ceremonial) head of the failed stir-fry chicken and biscuits chain Beijingle's.

+ n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen

And your full name was Darkie Negro Blackington

+6 points

Nice to know that I'm almost $624,700,000 wealthier than the Mets. They really should have thought twice about paying for David Wright on Discover.

It's time someone put the system on trial