Kobe Bryant had no comment about the goal as he was too busy asking whether anyone got fined for naming a country "You're A Gay."

I trust your comment had something to do with an irritating case of pinkeye?

The fact that Kobe is still making excuses for this outburst so offends me that it feels as if he is metaphorically engaging in consensual and romantic gentleman-upon-gentleman anal coitus with my sensibilities!

I'm disappointed that this article failed to confirm the old rumor that the Bambino would utter "you've been Ruthroll'd" at the conclusion of every assignation.

The Sacramento Pride was a charter franchise in the California Gay Basketball League. Ironically, their last game was played against the Los Angeles franchise whose nickname cannot be published or broadcast thanks to part-owner Kobe Bryant's controversial choice of sobriquet.

Kobe Bryant is now suing the Washington City Paper for $100,000.00.

Drew - Your daughter's young enough to watch Max & Ruby and yet she apparently had no qualms about getting an IV while dehydrated? You, sir are one fortunate guy whether you know it or not. Kids and shots provide enough bloodcurdling drama; a needle that STAYS IN FOR HOURS ON END would be unfathomable to either of my…

I actually read somewhere* that Max is Ruby's father who is battling the last stages of Alzheimers. Ruby's mother committed suicide after failing to cope with the deterioration of her beloved husband.

Just because the ol' geezer got a bit winded trying to jog a full lap around Jamarcus Russell is no indication that Al's in ill health.

Wait, let me get this straight - Kobe gets fined 100 large for using the word "faggot," but Roy Halladay isn't even disciplined for threatening violence against an elderly gentleman asking him out on a dinner date?

Kobe then returned a garden tool he had borrowed from Maurice Cheeks, stating, and I quote, "here's your hoe, Mo."

Florida Basketball, putting the "Larson" in "larceny" since . . . . uh, Sunday.

You really know how to bring down the house.

Oh really?

That's not how you spell Nahjee Davenport.

+1 Beautiful, in a really ugly sort of way

"NO my kids didn't give it to him."

Milo Sweet is no stranger to frivolous lawsuits. He waged a legal crusade for several years against textbook publisher Houghton Mifflin in an effort to compel them to update Fundamental High School Chemistry to include his famed theorem: Love=Oxygen.

Heirs? I didn't realize Peter Falk had died.

LOOPHOLE ALERT! As was clearly established in the case Manilow v. Everyone Else, Plaintiff can only lay claim to the songs "the whole world sings." Not only is it dubious that anyone truly sings the "Charge!" song, it is explicitly prohibited in Burkina Faso, Hungary and those parts of Indiana that are always fucking…