We don’t say “beige” anymore. We say “neutrals.”

Oh OK, I’ve visited Franklin Village, but never been to that specific shop. I guess I was just trying to imagine what kind of shop/area would be hip enough for the clientele you were describing!

He was a jerk, so full of himself. But gotta admit: he’s an incredible actor.

omigod what an awesome Reba story. I know I would cry like a baby if I met her...

that is hilarious....

Oh yes, Ashley Judd, I’ve met her. She is totally decent and legitimate.

Jake Gyllenhaal came on to me – in a really assholish manner – in a Whole Foods. Later I saw that a young fan had latched on to him by the sushi counter. She just kept sobbing hysterically. Jake looked very uncomfortable but didn’t seem to know how to get away.

I’ve long been concerned that my bra will automatically become exposed should I encounter Alexander Skarsgard.

The entire reason I don’t say anything to celebrities when I run into them is because I know I’ll start crying.

omigod I’ve loved Martha Plimpton ever since The Mosquito Coast (1986) with Harrison Ford. She recently played this really scary, mean-ass beeyotch character on Younger.

I’m going to take a guess that you’re at The Daily Planet next door to the Bourgeois Pig on Franklin...? In LA here too...

Was before he’d reinvented himself as the super-hot, semi-nude, spurned husband on The Affair? Girl, your sexual radar is par excellence.

I was hiking up Runyon Canyon in Hollywood one clear Sunday morning a good 15 years ago. I could see the trail, which at this juncture was as wide and flat as a road, winding upward into the mountain, and far ahead I could see two figures coming down the trail toward me. Two tall women wearing gauzy white clothing,…

Let me guess. He was cluelessly blocking pedestrian traffic by standing in the middle of the sidewalk to stare, trancelike, at some dumbass personal device.

I was walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk when I spy a group of around 10 men swarming a couple walking, arm-in-arm, in my direction. It put me on alert because the men surrounding the couple, all between 25 and 35, were making what to me appeared to be overly aggressive gestures: strutting, showing off, swinging…

pleeeeeaaassseeeee......

Clearly your husband’s television-watching is deficient.

Sadly, he thought the answer to “___ and Mindy” was Mark.

I think Mark Wahlberg – whom I can’t stand – really showed he know’s how to play the game when he used a prosthetic device for his nude scene in Boogie Nights (1997).

It’s a blizzard of bullshit so thick it’s going to be a miracle if we keep this country out of a ditch.