And Tom Cruise should be taking notes!

Anything that keeps the faithful from having to think, evaluate, make decisions, make choices and figure out who they are and what they want... is good.

I wondered the same, but I am loath to cast every arrogant, mansplaining asshole as a “closeted gay man.”

Just do what Mommy and Daddy tell you to do. The end.

Over the years I’ve come to understand that guys sometimes exhibit hyper-sensitive ladyboners, and that we women can sometimes exhibit hyper-insensitive aggressions. Seeing all involved in the sex act as more human and not a binary stereotype is a perception that has helped my sex life tremendously.

I wonder if Jezebel has ever done an article asking Jezzies exactly how much time they spend on self-care/beautification? I’d really like to know how it all falls out with regard to location. I don’t know about other cities in the US, but I’d guess that Los Angelenos spend a LOT of time on the beauty rituals. And it’s …

ogod yes: the Spahn Ranch sequence really froze my soul. I live in LA, and I spent 48 hrs after the film looking over my shoulder, imagining that every freak on the street was a murderous psychopath. Dakota Fucking Fanning’s deeply menacing performance as Squeaky Fucking Fromme wore me the fuck out.

Thank you! Benjamin is just a boy trying to figure out who he is while multiple, oppressive authority figures around him do their best to manipulate and control him. His character arc represents a passage to adulthood that wealthy, middle-class and poor young people are required to navigate if they are to become their…

Any kind of masque – especially a clay masque or some glop purported to “draw out the impurities” – makes my skin go completely haywire. I may as well be wiping Chernobyl Radioactive Sewage onto my face.

Please stop me before I have a 25 step process.

Oh dear. That was hilarious!

Same. But my beauty regimen is so Draconian that I eat up articles like this: if only to feel less crazy about the time spent.

I’ve noticed this too, with celebrities in my city (Los Angeles). The skin, hair, nails– all stunning. Both women and men.

100%. I was experiencing weird, nighttime eye problems when I realized it was because I wasn’t washing off the SPF before bedtime. Had put it on so early I’d forgotten about it! A water-only before bed splash is not sufficient to remove.

She ran into her new Jezzie fan base – cultivated by daily Jezebel articles.

omigod yes you’re absolutely right! They could be sisters!

Hell yes, everyone seems to be absolutely drooling for an apocalypse these days.

Cassandra’s predictions were always correct– because she always predicted “death and destruction.” Most people prefer to hold out hope for a more positive oracle.