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I wish there could be some realistic middle ground that accepts they fuck up regularly yet still lauds and enjoys their products. No it has to be polarizing and contentious.

on his way wait let me get a picture so you can see it’s real

Finger’s crossed!

Oh shit, one of those good first impression’s guys? I had a sorta friend in college like that. Like he could charm the pants off anyone (not literally, his record with women was subpar), but overtime his more toxic personailty traits would show up.

Shows up in those nike slippers, knee high socks, basketball shorts sagging of course and wifebeaters. Shit breath. Doesn’t shower. Greasy hair.

Similar story yo but with the company owner’s son. Sits around the office all day doing nothing and complaining how shitty everything is and how we are all so incompetent and he can do our work so much easier and better. Blazing the weed all day stank. When the owner comes into the office he makes us give his useless

This plot sounds familiar..

I recommend a six by three foot hole in the woods, as close to six feet deep as you can realistically make it with a late evening’s work.

Hit the streets and be the action then. You call for a pizza. Which someone else delivers. Who would you like to call to deliver your action?

Where exactly would you rather be? Because all of the places that have the shit you listed there are full of racist people as well.

In general, people who spend a lot of time accusing others of not being ______ enough, whether it’s “patriotic” or something else, are usually doing so out of their own insecurity, or to make clear where they draw the line of division between “us” and “them”. While I respect Sharon’s service in the military, and don’t

America is very far from perfect, and criticisms and calls to change are definitely warranted.

I am so here for it #imtooskeksisformyshirt

When I wrote this anecdote, I had no idea so many people would write down four-square horror stories.

Yeah, they aren’t the cheapest at all anymore (well, certain flights they are), but their customer service, and the way they do seating, to me makes it absolutely worth it.

Oh no no see maybe the pop culture references in my quasi-improvisational howling gangster clown onboard an airplane skit were a bit too highbrow. It’s okay, I understand. Not everyone is as good at explaining art as I, an Icelandic Airplane PR Rep/Pleasure Pioneer.

What cartel is your boss laundering money for?

I have a weird thing with cheese. I’m just as happy eating Cheez Whiz and spray cheese as I am a fine stilton. I’m not a cheese snob; I’m a cheese addict!

And this is why I would never, EVER, seriously consider living in New York city.