Let me tell you a story bout a man named Juan / Argentinian gaucho just barely holdin on.

Do you know what it means? Does everyone else reading this article know what it means? That is all that matters.

What an old-timey mindset...

Typical. Nobody remembers Miles o Brian’s Cardasian vacations...

Even a small amount of gas leaking into the room can cause hallucinations as well.

Yeah, when he went to touch his wristpad, I was half-expecting the Sarlacc to blow up behind him, Michael Bay-style.

I have to second the sentiments from puzzlepiece. I’ve never heard anyone ANYWHERE say it will take God at least a year to smite all the non believers. In all honesty the emergency preparedness is genuinely about self reliance and being prepared to help others rather than needing to be helped.

Short, short answer: from about the 1950s to, say, late 1970/early 1980s, the Mormon stance on birth control wasn’t that much different from the Catholic stance on birth control. Since then, it has changed, basically to: “It’s between the two of you and God.” Abortion, while abhorred as a method of birth control for…

its like that old camp song “Tie a Knot Around a Campfire and Casually Drag It Away”

I’m going to change it to the full name, thanks for pointing that out.

I’ve always believed that it’s more about self reliance and emergency preparedness that doomsday prep. It’s the same as the church encouraging people to have their own gardens. The church is definitely all about having its members ready for the unexpected, from job loss, to flooding, to, yes, doomsday. But that isn’t…

LDS emergency preparedness dates all the way back to the 1850s, when Brigham Young and other LDS Church leaders suggested to the Mormon settlers in the Rocky Mountain basin that they would be wise to set aside a full year’s supply of grain — against a bad harvest, drought, or another invasion of crickets — rather than…

As a Mormon I was a little wary about reading this article. All in all I didn’t cringe too much. I’d like to add a few comments to this article.

I think that you are forgetting about the number 1 Utah contribution to the culinary world: Fry Sauce. Greek Souvlaki’s is the best.

My whole family are LDS.. The casserole game is strong in Mormon households.

Sigh. Utah: Green jello. Not sure how that happened — it’s not like the Mormon pioneers brought Jello with them from the Midwest — but it’s enough of a joke here that when the 2002 Winter Olympics were held, Green Jello pins were among the most popular collectibles.

My fave parts:

After the accident, when he becomes Darkman, he no longer has any lips. Because of that, my friends and I have spent years coming up to each other with our teeth exposed and our lips not moving saying, “I an Darknannn!”

*inwented