What if the cameras could be turned off during breaks and meals, but it automatically reactivates after a certain amount of time. Or the mic stays active and turns on the camera if it detects shouting or running or something? Yeah, there are reasons for the cameras to be off from time to time, but it should be better…

Anyone who quizzes someone on their fandom needs to shut up forever. It’s pure ego, and that instinct is at the root of some of humanity’s most loathsome traits. I love Rick & Morty, but I also love other things. Seeing as time is both linear and limited I choose to spread out that love and not memorize minutiae to…

The keyboard is actually one of the things I like about iOS 11. As a primarily Android user having so many characters on the main keyboard face is something I’ve wanted for a long time on my iPad, and I actually like the flick gesture better than the long-press like with SwiftKey. Yeah, it looks cluttered, but…

I’ve never understood why Android has been able to do this for years but Apple still makes you manually open the settings app. I use an Android phone and Apple iPad and that’s one of my most frequent gripes about the iPad.

I get calls about once a week from robocalls. “If you’d like to hear more, press 1. If you’d like to placed on our do not call list, press 2.” I pressed 2 for months before I realized they just kept calling back. Now I press 1, give them a fake name, and waste their time (if I have the time, that is). Then in the…

I wish so badly I had that option, but my work means I get calls from all sorts of unknown numbers and I have to answer them. Seriously, count yourself lucky.

He was actually responsible for two of my promotions, funnily enough. One directly and the other indirectly. I don’t think he knows how little I think of him, so I’m hoping to find a way to make it work like you said. Good advice.

Better cross your toes, too. But thanks.

Yeah, it’d be one thing if people were what they were from the get-go. This deception of being a normal, functioning member of humanity is what gets my goat.

Yeah, but if you knew the president you’d be confused, too. I’d understand if it was a “like father like son” thing, but the guy who founded our company is actually pretty awesome. He works hard, is likable, and isn’t afraid to do the tough jobs himself. His stepson is basically the exact opposite.

The thing is the president is a solid guy. He works really hard, he’s very likable, and he built the company from nothing right as the economy was tanking in 07-08. He’s a really good guy to work for, which is why it makes no sense that he keeps bringing back his douchebag step-son. He’s been toxic for decades and his…

He’s reporting directly to the new CEO, and she has a good head on her shoulders. I’ve heard she doesn’t like him, so it’s only a matter of time before he says something that shows who he really is. I just hope it happens when I’m on the conference call, like it did the fourth time he was fired.

I wish I could. People are regularly dumbstruck at what this guy will say to them. He has no fear, but like in the worst way. Everyone above him in the organization is a useful moron. Everyone below him is a useless moron.

I honestly think I’d take Trump over this guy because Trump at least has a personality, albeit a terrible one. This guy is bland and condescending. Have you ever had your intelligence questioned by someone with the emotional range of a store-window mannequin? Well this mannequin just got back from spin class and has…

Spooky, cuz this “Barbara”’s name is Eric. Thought I’d been found out by a coworker.

I thought we all agreed to never acknowledge the existence of these games. THAT WAS THE DEAL.

Neither do I. Thing is, when you first meet him most people walk away with a positive first impression. Unless he’s anywhere above you in the org chart, then he’s a super-demanding knob job who only condescends to tell you anything because apparently you’re too stupid to figure it out on your own.

I have a “Barbara” at my job, but it’s also the son of the founder and president of the company. Step-son, technically, but this guy is just the worst. He’s had at least a half-dozen positions within the company, once as my boss and another time as my boss’s boss. He’s either quit or been fired from every one of them…

Hah! Nintendo Switch FTW.

That is going to be a train wreck. Maybe not the resulting movie, but the production sounds like a perfect storm of difficult Hollywood personalities. Chevy Chase is notoriously hard to work with and I’ve heard much the same about Richard Dreyfuss.