Before they were grown in tanks they had to pluck them out of the fields by hand and shuck them like corn. This newer method saves a lot of money on shucking.

Come on, Bort, haven’t you heard? Middle-class white women are the most oppressed segment of society and the only way to fix it is to whine about The Bachelor!

That took me a long time to parse...

He seems like a genuinely good person and I think he deserves to get as much as he can out of the tabloid. I do think, though, if he were raking in the money like he used to he wouldn’t be pursuing this so hard. How do you know he doesn’t need the money? We’ve all seen celebrities worth far more than him fall on “hard…

Ignore 5-star and 1-star reviews. The most honest opinions are in the 3- and 4-star reviews. Obviously if there’s a buttload of 1-stars you should run away, but if reviews are positive the 4-stars will be more likely to offer a balanced look.

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I stopped reading your comment after the fourth incident of multiple-punctuation. Please breathe, then sit down and think about your life.

The reaction to the Beckys article is just delicious. It’s like writing an article about giraffes and having a bunch of people screaming “But I’m NOT a giraffe! #notallgiraffes”

Definitely not weird. Well done, us!

I’ve never even heard of loco moco, but now I might never eat anything else.

Nachos.

Here’s a funny story. I made a chess reference, then when you continued the reference my brain shut off and didn’t recognize it as a chess reference. I assumed you left out a comma and meant “I lay down, my king.”

My wife is a nurse and I’d like to see this guy lose his job. No, scratch that, this guy NEEDS TO LOSE HIS JOB and go to jail. He was on the wrong side of the law and abused his position of authority to physically batter this woman. Get him OUT of our criminal justice system.

Ok don’t make it weird. Get up.

I think there’s one policy everyone can agree on, both liberals and conservatives. Castrate the boyfriend.

Her La Perla deal has nothing to do with why I won’t see her at the blah blah whatever.

Straw-man has a pretty tight definition, so while it may be used with increasing frequency it seems to also usually be used in the right context.

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