Are you married?

It’s a pretty common saying to highlight how different men and women are. If you find it offensive I’ll be happy to listen to why.

How on earth have we gotten to a place where an article like this becomes necessary? I agree, people are WAY too entitled and justify their rudeness with “That’s her job! She’s only doing her job!” like that means she deserves the same respect as the counter you’re leaning on. I’ve become a much more compulsive…

Same. Barefoot is awesome, but people need to quit trying to make everything a thing. Like, be barefoot but don’t be a dick about it, ok?

There are lots of good guys with guns, you just have to read the right sites to hear about them.

On the surface an open relationship seems like getting more. Underneath, you’re actually getting far, far less. Less commitment, less attention, less intimacy, less time, less of everything. Yeah, maybe you get to stick it in some people on the side, but I would never, EVER trade what I have with my wife for ANY…

As the father of two boys I think I’m doing an ok job without really trying too hard. Granted, they’re still pre-K ages, but their big Christmas gift was a play kitchen that they LOVE, but they also play with trucks and hunt bugs and lizards in the yard for hours. I also got a text message from my wife a few days ago…

I think one thing that makes it SO much easier is always using anatomical terms for things. Penis, vagina, uterus, etc. Sure, a two-year-old is probably fine being told the baby is in mommy’s tummy rather than uterus, but if you’re in the habit of saying “wee-wee” and “hoo-hah” then you’re setting yourself up for…

But make no mistake, just because it’s not a real cigarette, there’s still real danger.

Somebody stick him in that music video everything gets stuck into nowadays.

Somebody stick him in that music video everything gets stuck into nowadays.

I’m THRILLED for you! Not just anybody would have the guts or the maturity to make the tough decision to work on things, and I think that speaks volumes to your character. I’m genuinely moved to tears at your comment, and I wish you nothing but the best of luck. I don’t think any of it will be easy, but the best…

I bet it’s the same person who’s handing out all these suspensions.

The US is unique in its police system because A) It’s a country of over 300 million people and B) It’s pretty big relative to every country in Europe. Heck, Texas by itself is bigger than every European country (afaik). It would be difficult if not impossible to centralize policing in the US because of the enormous…

I hate bad puns. I also hate asterisked comments explaining physical actions that never happened.

That’s Kathy Griffin? Man, what HAPPENED to her? I would have never recognized her from that video if she didn’t say her own name. Well, the “nails-on-chalkboard” voice would have tipped me off, but seriously though HER FACE.

Thank you. It’s served me well over the years. Feel free to share it with others.

I was grateful to my wife’s grandmother for sharing that because it’s helped me keep things in perspective over the years. The funny thing is her mind had been slowly leaving her for a few years even before she told me that, but right then it felt like she was 100% there. That might be the only memory I have of her…

You’re welcome. I’m incredibly happy being married to my wife, but it isn’t all easy. She and I agreed early on that we wouldn’t even joke about divorce. It’s just not on the table. That means we’ve had some long, hard talks when one of us screws something up or gets overwhelmed. We’re still relatively young and I’d…

That’s adorable. Kudos.

My wife’s grandmother gave me some of the best advice regarding love the week before we got married. She said (paraphrasing) “There are three kinds of love: Romantic love, committed love, and enduring love. Romantic love is all blushes and butterflies when you first fall for each other. That then turns into committed…