A couple of years ago a police officer showed up at my door asking for my wife. She was asleep on the couch (it was evening time and she’d just finished a long shift at work). I got her up and the three of us talked. The officer explained that 911 had gotten a call from her cell phone that disconnected immediately, so…

You’re a wizard, whiteguy.

No one lives there. It’s a fictional place like R’lyeh or Idaho. All flights to NYC are actually routed to Vancouver. No one knows the difference.

I think the streamer definitely needs to set firm boundaries, as the article states, but they may not need to be cutting him off entirely right at first. Here’s what I would suggest:

Crap, you’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking. Garfunkel and Oates. Thanks.

There are several female comedians I like A LOT. Amy Schumer isn’t one of them. I couldn’t care less about her politics, I just don’t think she’s funny. Also seeing that she’s stolen/copied/“parallel thinking”-ed so much of her better material makes it even harder to like her.

Yeah I imagine if Jameson was a real dude he’d have the foulest mouth this side of R. Lee Ermey.

If he were to seriously downsize his house, yeah he could probably pay cash with the equity he’s built up. Unfortunately he still needs a loan to get a house anywhere comparable to what they’ve had for years now.

I mentioned a trend that has been closely associated with the purchasing habits of millennials (of which I am one, by the way) and said my dad isn’t like that. You went off on a tangent about Black Monday, the dot-com bust, and a bunch of other stuff. Yes, you’re the huffy one.

Wow, that’s unfortunate. I had credit card companies sending me pre-approval crap ever since I turned 18.

If you made a joke, why are you getting so huffy? Please take a chill pill.

When I lived in Mexico I met a man who had a well-trained doberman. She would sit by his chair and not move unless instructed to. She was beautiful, super friendly and never made a sound. She would come lick my hands and put her head in my lap. She loved to be scratched and petted and all the other normal dog things,…

This x1000. It seems like people who are against guns have this notion that I carry my gun every day just HOPING that today is the day I get to take the life of another human. I can’t WAIT to kill a person, fight through all the potential legal ramifications, and then have their face etched into my nightmares for…

Let’s make sure people aren’t confusing “credit” with “wealth.” My father-in-law is a dentist and even in his leanest years he makes considerably more than I do or ever will. However, he just tried to sell his house and buy a new one but couldn’t because his credit is all messed up. He made some bad “investments”…

Get a credit card and pay it on time. My wife and I had never used credit cards for something like 4 years of our marriage. Suddenly we realized we’d need to finance a car sometime soon, so we got a credit card and paid it off every month. When we bought our first new car a year or so later our credit score was…

Because rental car company policies are complicated because of supply issues, etc. I’ve frequently been offered a free upgrade and they almost always sound just like the offers for paid upgrades. “Would you like an upgrade to a full-size?” “Is it free?” “Yes, actually, because our lot is a few cars short we will…

Who’s talking about any of that stuff? You brought up monthly payments over total cost and I pointed out that that mentality runs rampant among millennials, which is very true. Don’t extrapolate what I’m saying into a blanket shot at millennials causing everything from the Great Depression to the Black Plague. We’re…

I think the only way to fix it is to require all their fees to be posted on the sticker so the price you see is the out the door total. If you CHOOSE to add something, fine, but all the mandatory stuff should be itemized on the window of the car you’re looking at.

That’s awesome. I wish I had that knack for remembering people too. I don’t, but I know how to walk away from a bad deal... So I got that going for me.

Yeah, if my dad were a Millennial, maybe. But he’s not. He’s a baby boomer who learned to be savvy with his money by observing his father who, unfortunately, wasn’t very smart with his.