I agree. Hardcore fans will tote this thing everywhere, but the novelty will wear off eventually. Casual gamers probably won’t take it too many places ever. I could justify packing this around a lot more if it had Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, and a browser on it. Honestly I think that stuff HAS to be in the works right now…

The joy-cons will last lots longer than the console itself, and yes they charge when plugged into the console. I don’t know if they charge only when the console is plugged in, but I would think they at least power themselves from the switch.

As a father who raised twins in a 1000 square feet apartment with my wife I can definitely say if you’ve got the money for a night nurse DO IT. My wife and I were seriously zombies for weeks after we brought the boys home. Probably more like months. It’s all really fuzzy in my head now. Luckily twins are the greatest…

“Have you been asked to carry baggage for someone you don’t know?”

11 days until the Nintendo Switch launches. Probably like 142 until I can actually find one in stock.

*Peopleghazigate

So will you jump on Trump when something like Clinton’s email thing comes out? Because the only non-hypocritical way to do it is either “I jumped on Clinton, so I’m jumping on Trump” or “Clinton’s was a non-thing, so Trump’s is a non-thing.”

As a conservative non-Republican I thought I’d chime in on your comment about civil asset forfeiture and the convention of states. I have two points to make:

My wife and I just closed on our house this morning. Some of the questions we asked ourselves were:

Now what advice do you have for well-meaning relatives who “do” your dishes but refuse to internalize the idea that your dishwasher is garbage? By that I mean we tell them that the dishes need to be pretty well cleaned before they even go into the dishwasher but everything they put in there comes out looking like a…

I’m so sorry to hear about your cancer.

Ok wait. What’s the problem with bar soap in your hair? Serious question. I do this on the regular when I’m at a hotel and forget to grab the shampoo before I get in the shower.

Some hand lotions can supposedly set those things off. I’m surprised I’ve never had them question me after swabbing. I work with electrical components and on construction sites, etc. I always figured SOMETHING I’ve touched would set off the alarm but it never has. Lucky me I guess?

I fly at least once per month to work with AV systems installation and I routinely have wires, components, and various electrical testers in my bags, both checked and carryon. I’ve noticed it seems entirely random what the person will think is worth searching your bag over.

So true. “Oh, someone said Thing? Well I’m going to extrapolate Thing to an illogical conclusion and base my entire personality around it until Thing is replaced by NewThing.”

“Sorry, it just sounded a little [racist, sexist, etc.] and I was hoping you didn’t mean it that way.”

I guess it’s one of those internet rules. If a culture/movement/thing exists, a douchey subculture within that thing will compete to be the best at it. Even when the purpose is to not care, they’ll compete to show who doesn’t care the HARDEST.

I had a boss once who was a bully, but he never raised his voice. He never shouted or made threats, he just used every word to make sure you knew that you were meaningless or stupid or bad at your job or just that he was more important than you and above reproach. He would also constantly stick his nose in and try to…

High school never ends.

Even better. “Late last night the music sensation Hag Face with a Tiny Waist continued their Disillusionment Tour by literally rocking the Staples Center into a pile of rubble. Thousands dead. It was awesome.”