Don’t forget Moab! If you want to spend just a few days and feel like you saw a LOT of what southern Utah has to offer, Moab is a great place. Not to mention Goblin Valley (especially if you’re a Galaxy Quest fan).

Blinker fluid is NOT THAT EXPENSIVE, PEOPLE! Seriously, every 100,000 blinks you buy a tiny little can for like nine bucks and put it in. I hate the world we live in.

Great. Thanks. Now my keyboard is broken because of all my tears. Way to gokoollllloloooo

Does it also lead to seizures and random collapses? Asking for a friend.

“She also never used turn signals...”

I use a Stanley camping flask. I travel a lot so when it’s time to pack up the toiletries bag the flask goes in and I don’t have to worry about mouthwash exploding all over my stuff. It’s tough, the narrow opening makes it easy to get the right amount, and it’s not too bulky to pack on a trip.

I use a Stanley camping flask. I travel a lot so when it’s time to pack up the toiletries bag the flask goes in and…

“It’s Sidney Po’ah!”

I recently learned about the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act (MMWA). I’m no lawyer, but it may apply here. The gist is that all the stuff manufacturers say will void your warranty aren’t legal and can’t void your warranty.

I recently learned about the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act (MMWA). I’m no lawyer, but it may apply here. The gist is…

How about "Dr. Fishy?"

It must be a Vegas thing. I was flying from Vegas once and an annoying kid (maybe early 20s) sat in the middle seat next to me. The first thing he did was kick off his shoes and jam his feet into the seatback pocket. Next he pulled out his phone and started talking to someone. We pulled back and stinky was still…

If I were a terrorist who wanted to inflict hundreds of casualties I would just target the lines of people waiting to go through security. It would seriously work every time because the lines exist and there’s no way to keep a bomb or a gun out of the ticket/baggage claim areas. I agree, keep guns in the checked…

Zelda games come with waves of reactions from fans and critics. The game is released and everyone loves it. It gets great reviews and sells a bazillion copies. After a few months the articles start coming out that say “Is [LATEST ZELDA GAME] as great as everyone thinks? 10 reasons Nintendo is doomed.” The pendulum…

I want this thing to succeed. Like, I REALLY want this thing to succeed. I would go out and buy one with cash today if they were on a lot. The trouble is Elio had a relentless optimism that made him blind to several red flags along the way. Unrealistic sales goals, bargain-basement price, engineering the motor from…

As a recent buyer of a used crap can Nissan Minivan I take umbrage to such classification. Not much umbrage, but some. Somebrage.

“It's called First Class. Maybe you should have had richer parents growing up." - All the douchebags.

TL;DR Bench seats went away because no one wanted them anymore.

The worst part? The mono-tooth. They don’t have teeth, these guys. They have contiguous plates of tooth material on the top and bottom with no division for individual teeth.

I’m late to the party, but here goes. I worked managing three wedding venues in Texas as recently as 2014 and I frequently saw wedding parties of 7 or 8 bridesmaids and a similar number of groomsmen. It blew my mind. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but I did get the feeling that some of these people were…

“If nothing else, a sure sign of a phony communication is the declaration that it is your final warning...”