God, this is painful to watch. (Your writing, not the video.)

*Sound Engineer who Didn’t bleep that speaking with HR*

Absolutely, questions remain. I never doubted that he was detained. I certainly am not calling him a liar. This video is absolute proof that part of what he said happened, happened.

Dolphins and Buccaneers both excel in water. Let them play

Oh dear God.

Don’t worry, Magic will have his AIDS look into it.

Magic, of all people, should know that he wouldn’t be immune to these charges

thats the whole problem - “squads”. Everyone and their mother is trying to paint two sides as if a race war is coming and as this article states, you’re either with the white supremacists (LOL) or with everyone else. As if this tiny mob could create a rift in the fabric of the US...stop being so fucking thin skinned…

And I see the side you picked was clearly not “journalism.”

To take a leaf out of our president’s book, you might say the Times keeps finding “many sides” to a story that is, at its core, about just one thing: whether you are for white supremacy, or Nazism, or against it.

No, you’re wrong.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

I don’t know.

Right? How did he expect this to go? The entire thing is nuts, it is most definitely entertaining, but crazy nonetheless.

He did a commercial where the beef jerky he ate would rain down upon a tiny, shrieking Stephen A. Smith living in his digestive cavity, so don’t tell me about sponsors, Richard.

It’s really impressive how Billy turned being condescendingly and incredibly wrong about something into a series of post all the while without admitting it’s based on his being wrong.

why do you always feel the need to put Messi’s dick in your mouth?

Yeah, what a heads up play.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.