I know you think that you’re being clever, but if you had actually watched the product launch back in 2013 you would understand that’s how it was originally sold. It was during the launch and again in the countless interviews where Mario Queiroz talked about why it was better than the Apple TV. Not only did it cost a…

TrACL of tears.

That would be a valid point were it not for the fact that Chromecast lists itself as a direct competitor to Roku, Amazon Fire, and Apple TV.

Checking in from Texas here. We have a nasty neighbor who lives next door to us. She decided that she doesn’t like me because my wife mows the lawn and takes out the trash (she told our other neighbor). My job is to fix everything that breaks, cook the meals, keep the electronics in working order, handle the dish…

Compared to Roku it does (not sure about the Fire Stick). The picture is much cleaner on the Roku for me than it was using Chromecast (although the new one supposedly fixes that issue). Plus I just want to stare at the big screen, not a secondary one to figure out what to play on the bigger screen.

That’s gonna give him some next-level “stranger” action.

The occasional cry of “No time for love Dr. Jones” whenever he is taking too long at the door would be pretty sweet as well.

Well those attacks do sound alike.

I believe that’s what the old school kids referred to as getting “ethered”.

As long as deep fried butter isn’t part of a study, I will continue to assume that it is healthy.

Pretty sure that Denver will be in the market for a franchise QB soon.

Eh...not really. A-Rod kept doing the “LOVE ME, PLEASE” public appearance and interview rotation despite everyone trying to run away from him. Brady pretty much keeps to himself. Yes, his trainer is clearly a charlatan and a douche. However, if I am being honest, in order to become a sports/lifestyle nutritionist, I…

Read this again? I would prefer not to.

Why? Is it because that’s about as old as you need to be to know that if you don’t want to get into a fight, you don’t antagonize people?

That’s not a sucker punch. That’s a guy who turned around to talk more shit and got knocked the fuck wobbly. A sucker punch is if he is walking away and someone ran up behind him to punch him while he was facing a different direction.

Not when you spend the time to reply.

If you were as clever as you think you are, you’d be much quicker to recognize sarcasm.

I know. Just a straight up 4 wheeled American hero.

Yeah, now that I think about it, at least 1/3 of those stars on my comment are likely coming from those fucking mouth breathers who after reading my comment just nodded their head and let out an audible “fuckin’ a” before clicking on the star.

Did you ask if I was a US citizen because you wanted to know if I would be able to spot the numerous spelling and grammatical errors in your reply, or if I (like you) came from a land that had yet to discover sarcasm? Just asking...