I thought that the 5 miles over the speed limit was the giveaway and just to be safe I threw in the Batman of the highway reference just to make sure it read as sarcasm.

I may be an asshole, but at least I have a firm grasp of what constitutes sarcasm.

Fuck you.

Terrifying defense or is the combined record of their opponents something like 6-19?

Please tell me that you aren’t a grown man who refers to Cristiano Ronaldo as CR7.

If you define being “perfect” as not driving my car high as fuck on prescription and party drugs while dodging in an out of traffic at speeds reaching over 3x the posted limits, I gotta say being soooo perfect is pretty awesome.

Seriously, let’s not go saying things we can’t take back.

I’m pretty much positive that is exactly what it’s going to say on Phil Simms’ tombstone.

That’s the problem with the ESPN “personalities” getting into twitter arguments with Bomani, the overwhelming majority of them show just how far out of their weight class they are.

Whoaahhh!!!!!

Fuck the Blue Jays and fuck every baseball team that plays on artificial grass.

Well there’s your problem...

Not sure what I love more, bad ass roller derby girls or puns. Either way, moar derby solves both.

Those people couldn’t be more wrong. Their suggestion is to enact a “standing 10 count” like boxing. So their solution to traumatic brain injury is to give the fighter 10 seconds to recover before resuming the fight. As opposed to how it is now, which is when the fighter gets rocked, they stop the fight.

Many of the camps are moving away from heavy sparring as well.

I’m guessing that the car was coming from the left hand side.

Only because he can’t figure out how to change the settings in Word 2003

If you willingly have sex for money and then he refuses to pay at the end, it’s theft.

Yes, because if he was black and spouted the same retarded nonsense he routinely does but instead of a proper “white” name like Colin Cowherd he had a more “urban” name like Stephen Smith he would obviously be loved on this site.

Jesus. He looks like he’s Drew’s better looking and more successful older brother.