Sweet. Sounds like it will be a peach to repair. Nothing better than buying a $25k car that will cost you a little less than half that to replace the transmission when it goes.

Yes, we can either impose rules that limit the amount of shifting that a defense can institute OR the batters (delicate lotus flowers that they are) could, to paraphrase Willie Keeler- fucking hit it where they ain’t.

With our system built on innocent until proven guilty, asking to wait for proof is not the same thing as saying that she’s lying. If I claim that you robbed me, I have to submit proof of that fact. That’s not because everyone assumes I’m lying, it’s because that is how our criminal justice system is set up.

Our entire criminal justice system is based on the concept that guilty people going free is preferable to 1 innocent person being convicted.

I just think that every normal person is against rape and feels that rapists are horrible people that should be locked up and kept away from the rest of society.

I think that there’s a solid chance that they were hired as independent contractors which gave him certain control over appearance. She probably didn't realize that and has a lawyer who is going to argue that she was an employee.

Well she’s right. Suspicions aren’t enough to ban an athlete for life from the most important global sporting event we have, but someone's going to have to explain to me why a positive test isn't enough.

He did a video with Adam Savage about the definitive steak cooking method. Basically, he recommends using Sous Vide for an hour or so at 130 degrees. Once that finishes, use a chimney starter and put your grill on top of that. Flip the steaks every 15 seconds for a couple of flips on each side until a nice crust…

Yeah, I didn’t say it was likely, just the only way for him to avoid the 2 year ban. I mean that's a pretty specific cocktail to accidentally find its way into the formula.

The supplement defense only works if you keep your old jars/cans of powder and USADA officials are able to use that info to buy from the same lot, test those, and get the same results from the substances.

If I had a picture of Tim Tebow smoking weed, I'd be willing to bet they would offer me more than $3.

Also, I love ham sandwiches. Does this mean that I have unknowingly been a Taylor Swift fan this entire time?

I thought that the FightPass prelims were awesome, the FS1 fights were prime check-on-the-bbq time, and the main card, with the exception of Zingano’s fight, were all enjoyable.

Wouldn’t any life on Titan be “alien” by definition?

Well one things for sure, if some of these shoppers had brought their own car bombs, none of this would have happened.

Yes, save your rage for people who type in all caps. No, I don’t fucking care if they were just trying to be ironic, they still deserve to die.

Probably something to do with LeBron leading all players (on both teams) in points, assists, rebounds, blocks, and steals for the series. But hey, Kyrie did have those 2 nice games so let’s just ignore the fact that LeBron was demonstrably better than everyone else in the series, right Skip?

Still making excuses but can’t deny that 90% of the season he was the only black player and then you close with a racist joke. Congratulations on proving my point (again) dipshit.

You’re insane if you think Trump willingly and permanently gave up his job of hosting The Apprentice because he thought it would be a lark to run for president.

Don’t get mad because I shot down a bullshit defense of your precious Red Sox. 2 fucking hitters with a combined 11 at bats and a pitcher who was present for 9% of the season meant Rice was the only black player on the team for 147 games.