girl, wear some fucking flats or one day you will need the cane indefinitely

Good thing they didn’t have to take him back to the Lab(rador).

I bet he thought he was in deep shih tzu when he saw the lights flashing.

I’m glad they were able to retriever him.

i miss dating subtractions in newspapers

Wendi goes out and gets exactly what the fuck she wants and I. Ain’t. Mad. At. It.

Golf courses and gravesites have a lot in common in that they take up valuable land space that could be used for housing people instead of housing the physically and spiritually dead.

The answer to your questions are:

the First Amendment does not apply here. This is a private film festival. The first amendment is designed to prevent the government from punishing or preventing speech and expression. An organizer deciding to pull a film from a festival has zero first amendment implications.

I agree. I don’t like people who treat service staff badly, or who bring pointless nuisance lawsuits, but she had a signed contract for these things so I don’t understand why the hotel would think she shouldn’t get them.

How is ‘Shopping at Sephora After Work’ beating ‘Sleeping With Your Co-Workers’? Sephora will come and go, as all businesses do, but sleeping with your co-workers is forever.

Every time I vote I use different criteria. So if this turns out badly, it’s on me.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

As do I—can’t stand walking in there, always feel at least a decade too old, but their jeans are pretty good.

clearly you have never tasted the ambrosia that is Maple Syrup!

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

Bonus if the two languages are speaking English and “in tongues”

“Accused Fake Teen Doctor” is my band name and none of you can have it, unless you want to be in the band.