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My mom did criminal defense for 25 years in DC. She would regularly be called a bitch to her face by prosecutors.

Oh, Stein’s is just an all around angry person. She truly must not give two shits about the Supreme Court if she truly believes there’s “no difference” between Hillary and Trump. Do people realize that the Supreme Court is one full third of the US government? One Fucking Third!!!

The fucking entitlement! They just can’t fathom a world in which voting could be a matter of life or death; it’s all about voting for who’s cool so you can hold you head high in your coolness. I really wish that we could invent a machine to transport these losers to a world in which their magical cool candidate did

America I swear to Baby Jesus if we elect the man that the Dalai Lama is mocking we don’t deserve nice things ever again.

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the

Why is no one asking how the windows fog up with the front window completely down? Did they stop mid romp to raise the front window? If not, fat chance of steaming up the windows! This is the real insult to our intelligence.

He’s definitely performing an Oral Sex, at least.

(It’s not a perfect picture, but it’s cute.)

He did just spend some time in Paris.

Model D

He is performing the Oral Sex.

It actually wasn’t them in the car at all. It was Billy Zane and his henchman.

No, it is absolutely not normal, hence the $16 million verdict. That shit is definitely malpractice.

If Trump becomes president, do you think the Secret Service’s job will be to protect the rest of us from him?

Yas King!

Yeah, $12 in change is pretty amazing... You can put it all in a sock and beat the shit out if people.

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

I hope he leaves that backwater, goes to MIT, dates hot girls who are even better at engineering than he is, and in the meantime, that his lawyers take that school district for every penny they’re worth.