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It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

They look like whiny babies.

Hey, those cops are putting their lives on the line to protect their communities! They shouldn’t have to put up with reasonable demands to respect black people!

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I

Post Baby!

I love that. Living a life of “delightful DGAFedness” sounds ideal.

Her name might as well be Becky Smith.

I thought people liked it! I thought it had become a thing! No?

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

You need a subcategory for “number of Scientologists in primary cast.”

I will be the speedo handler and assist in bulge management.

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

You know what isn’t awful? THEM SHOULDERS. Goddamn swimmers.

But what if the penis is haunted now?

And it will be very...

They’re hardy animals, unlike those sissy longhorns.