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...and not a one of those senators who stayed home touched a shovel or vacuum cleaner.

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental

With like, the added douchiness of “I just can’t remember those wacky brown-people names”.

I am an RN. I have a hard time believing morphine would incapacitate someone as described in this article. I will give the caveat that my experience is anecdotal and not evidence based, and that not everyone reacts the same way to all medication.

Oh fuck me, I think I know which episode of Radiolab they’re talking about too.

My dad is a limo driver in Baltimore and Jaime lee was here for some reason. Papa Billiam mentioned his wife was a huge JLC fan and she said, “well call her up.”

man. There’s something about this face that I just... I just... wanna punch it.

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

Anyone who compares them to The Talking Heads needs to have their juice box taken away and be sent to their room for a nap.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

No that is what Netflix and chill mean. 100%.

The entire Obama family has been nothing short of classy the entire time he’s been in office. His daughters seem like very intelligent well-adjusted young women that will go on to do great things. Michelle has been a lovely role model and took her role as First Lady beyond what it seemed a lot of people assumed she

I said this a while back but I should figure out a way to make it happen. I want a Zero Fucks Tour T-Shirt. From this moment forward...

He ain’t perfect, he could have chosen to define the narrative with a harsher edge, but, the man never panicked, never lost his cool, never lowered himself to level of the filth that had such a hard on to take him.down. We are going to miss this man and his no drama Obama when the next impulsive maniac occupies the

I fuckin’ love fourth quarter Obama.

If you ever wondered what it would happen if a sentient circus peanut ran for president, now you know.

HOLY SHIT! Just had the biggest panic attack. That picture on the right looks just like me. I was like “OH GOD WHAT DID I DO... I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WORTHY OF PUBLIC SHAMING... wait that’s not me.” I feel so alive right now.

Religion. We have too much religion.

This show is such a trainwreck, but goddamn if I don't love every minute of Jamie Lee Curtis. Best part of the show.