If I may point out, it is pretty easy to accidentally cut off someone entering an airport, as there are usually about a million signs to try to process in a split second and usually several lanes to decide upon. It can be tricky.

Honestly, I feel like “Mrs.” should be dropped out of language altogether. Ms. & Mr., both of which do not denote martial status. Also Mx. for non gender conforming, if you like.

Oh, they’ll come. And we’ll flag and dismiss them.

It’s patronizing that he thinks she needs to consult anyone, much less someone who agrees with her, and it's double patronizing to come from him.

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.

when are they gonna roll out the feature that keeps facebook from suggesting my ex-fiance’s new (like, NEW new) wife as “someone i might know”?