“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

Sorry gacha deserves to get shit on, its a blight upon mankind. Your friends that enjoy them could enjoy the exact same games without being monetized out of every available orifice.

You did forget the crucial:

“The Business of Selling White Women the Righteousness of Their Own Anger”

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

She had an accident on a path while walking.

The tone of dirtbag shifts so much. Lauren and Garrett’s are fun, cheeky, and poke at celebs. Joan just comes across as bitter and angry. To each their own, but their less fun to read. 

HOP HOP HOP into that pussayyyyyyy

“There have been various ideas floated for them to take on a job abroad, such as governor-general of Australia or Canada, wherever,”

I am gutted by this. His mother may be a whore but he has always been a constant part of my life. 

I’m surprised I had to scroll so far down the comments to get to this one. I don’t know why I would have expected more from this article. Thanks for the catalog, I guess. It makes this article better than The Daily Mail, how?

Wait what now?

Between this and the baked feces I really really want to sit next to you at a dinner party (I mean this with 100% sincerity), are you a religious scholar, anthropologist, or what? Tell me more!!!

Actually, I’ve had Ezekiel bread without really realizing there were any particular religious associations with it (I live outside the States) and I liked it. Does that mean I spent a short stint on a Christian diet?! Ack.

That poor child was supposed to be in Lourdes!

That was safe to assume two days ago.

It’s been really quiet here, right??? I haven’t heard this many crickets since the Hugo Schwyzer predator debacle.

It’s been two days, so can we safely assume that y’all are just not gonna mention the fact that Lena Dunham confessed to lying in order to discredit an underage black rape victim. 

It seems like their test scores were one of the few legitimate things on their transcripts:

to be fair she probably stole it from another cookbook writer!