If you can get that high on codeine, a Vicodin would send that guy to the moon and back.

Stay in school, kids!

Sir, do you own a gun?

Ya know, Trebek has been around on TV for so long that I kinda expected him to be immortal.

Funny story, the Venture Capital arm of Google famously refused to invest in Theranos because they did their due diligence.

“Our struggle for today is not to have a female Einstein appointed as an assistant professor. It’s for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”

I think we should point out that women in America are already eligible for the draft if they work in a medical or health-allied profession (e.g. doctors, nurses, certain grades of medical techs) under the Health Care Personnel Delivery System.

“Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.”

You notice that pretty clearly in her interviews. At the beginning of interviews or when she’s making pre-prepared statements, she has that trademarked growl of hers. But when she has to think on her feet and speak off the cuff, her voice gets a lot higher.

Jezebel: God damn these mofos snitching on Malia!

I’ve been reading Jez long enough to remember that, in the first article they wrote on The Fappening, they linked to the actual nude photos themselves.

Jezebel is a tabloid. A tabloid with delusions of grandeur, but a tabloid none-the-less. The sooner we all make our peace with that the better.

There was a reason why “nunnery” eventually turned into an euphemism for “whorehouse.”

The Daniel Fast is basically Veganism (if you want to describe it in religious terms, it’s basically identical to Eastern Orthodoxy-style Lenten fasting: no meat, oil, alcohol, wine, caffeine, eggs/milk and minimal processed foods).

Hey, don’t ask people to talk about themselves if you are not prepared to get a honest answer.

Hillsong is pretty much a mild joke in Christendom for being more pop-rock concert than church. 

Fun fact, Stephen Colbert is Catholic, and Tom Hanks is Greek Orthodox.

It’s never lupus.

Nothing so spectacular. I just sit in adult Sunday school a lot.

And the funny thing about the “Ezekiel” bread what that, in the bible, the whole symbolism of the bread was that it is literally animal feed (the rich ate wheat, the poor ate barley, and the people who are starving to death in the middle of a siege ate anything they can get their hands on).