Not quite. Daniel and his companions were hostages being kept in Babylon—the hope was that they would “go native” and they will be sent back to Judea and serve as puppet rulers for the Babylonian Empire.

Well, if the Ezekiel bread was totally biblical, it would have been baked using human feces.

On a side note, UK prime minister Gordon Brown once got eviscerated in the press for handwriting a letter to the parents of a dead soldier in Sharpie.

The Oval Office is also a primarily ceremonial space that is only really used for photo-ops.

THE MONEY WAS JUST RESTING IN THAT ACCOUNT!

Dunham should really just stop talking at this point.

Lady should really just stop talking while she is still ahead.

By the way, Korobeiniki does have real lyrics in Russian. it’s about a street peddler who promises to come back to his lover after selling his wares in the big city. But he was killed by a greedy forest ranger on his way home. 

Have you watched Supersizers with Sue Perkins?

But on the other hand, Mrs. Beeton thought the proper way to cook pasta was to boil it for one hour and forty-five minutes.

“Ils sont fous ces gaulois”

Too deep the Japanese delved there, and woke the nameless fear.

Time to install that William Tecumseh Sherman statue in Atlanta.

History was a bit iffy on that point, I think the general consensus was that Rosa Parks did not get on that bus specifically to perform an act of civil disobedience, but because she was a civil rights activist and a secretary of the NAACP, she immediately recognized the gravity of what she was doing was able pretty…

So, the one with the old-school sanitary napkins (with that belt thing) or the one with the Maxipad?

Jezebel.com is, at its core, a gossip rag. So temper your expectations accordingly.

Brace yourselves, here comes the “WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!” brigade.

HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS!

Most of the current drop in Cervical Cancer in Australia right now is due to the country publicly funding Pap smears in 1991.

Because Little Black Sambo is literally a boy*?