Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger, kinda racist of a name, no?

What about a tee that just says “2 Kings 9:33”?

Did you know, The emperor Claudius decreed that darting is to be allowed at his parties because one of his guests tried to hold one in and almost died of a distended colon.

But if it was like that, then you’d get fistfights every Sunday because when they get to ‘Blessed art Thou, O Lord, teach me Thy statutes’, half of the congregation would make a metany at the waist, and half would make a full prostration, and then they’d start to argue, and the service doesn’t even finish because of…

‘they’re juices don’t flow’.

Zelda Williams, Robin Williams’ daughter.

May I suggest:

And there goes Young Goodman Brown and his wife.

Jesus, those vocals on TayTay are pretty dire.

I think he’ll just reanimate Ken Starr and let him do it.

Also, props on even being able to recognize that girl in the first place.

No, I’m talking about Martin Sheen playing Matthew Cuthbert with his usual Midwestern accent—I mean, if you are going to play the patron saint of Prince Edward Island, you can at least try to sound a bit more Canadian.

To be fair, the middle few novels were quite gritty if you were more used to the tone of the first book (Montgomery had a seriously crappy life in her adulthood and probably also suffered from depression).

And Amybeth does youtube videos, and she is a sweetie.

And next year anybody who wears them will have to go through a door sideways.

I donno why, but that American accent on Martin Sheen is making me very angry.

I guess Road to Avonlea already plundered most of the good LM Montgomery short stories for plots (not to mention adapting the entirety two Chronicles of Avonlea books and The Story Girl and Golden Road). So they need to write new stories.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Old Soviet Joke: