The best advertising dollars Under Armor ever spent:

I’m pretty sure the Scots invented Crossfit?

Can’t be that intelligent.

Go, Diego, Go!

What did those sharks do to deserve this ill-treatment?

Hey, at least they got real books, not those cardboard boxes with pictures of bookspines printed on them like they have at Ikea.

Do you think the clean the carpeting or do they just wait until it gets gungy and just replace the whole set?

Bask in the fact that you have excellent taste?

Not gotta lie, I actually learned to make Osso Buco because I saw it on Hannibal and I thought it looked good.

“It’s nice to have an old friend for dinner.”

Ya. it’s the Mission Armory in San Francisco.

Can I interest you in pornos shot in Moorish Revival-style castles?

That poor dog’s shoulders.

Bless her heart.

Is that in any way related to Tim Tams?

I’m guessing this is the kind of person who buys 200-year-old scotch and mixes it with Mountain Dew.

You mean you were not turned on by all that back-and-forth contract paperwork in the first film?

I am shocked, shocked to find that there is popery going on in this establishment!

“We are not amused.”