We are gonna build a wall, and make the Picts pay for it!

And for his next trick, Trump will appoint his prized racehorse Incitatus to the Senate.

The viral marketing for the new It movie has really gotten out of hand.

I guess it’s because 13-year-olds don’t talk in those impeccable sentences as they do in YA novels, but I digress.

These Italians should learn from the Polish.

Now that Sue Perkins is free, can they make series three of Supersizers?

No Taxation without Menstruation!

Although the guy probably shouldn’t have won the ‘44 election. By all accounts FDR was basically a dead-man-walking by November of that year.

Bachelor

I’m pretty sure the voting eligibility period for the Taylor Swift single “Style” has already passed.

And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her.

It’s not an either/or proposition.

Meanwhile, in China,

Well, you guys did burn down York (now Toronto) first.

Real talk, Muslin is a terrible fabric. I donno why people still use it.

We are going to build a Wall, and make the American’ pay for it!

Doesn’t matter had sex?

Well, there is a reason the Aboriginal peoples refer to Australia Day as Invasion Day, instead.