And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

And talent.

I guess you are old enough to know who Elia Kazan is?

Whatever happens we have got

Hedy Lamarr. Heady Lamarr is a headcrab from Half-Life 2.

What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue her.

Well Apple Fanboys is a special bunch, the producers already know that they are willing to shell out money every year for the same product with some token improvements.

Personally, I am a fan of the fact that the industry’s madate of “compulsory multi-player” is dying.

Nay, Blue is only for the Marian Feast days!

As it is written, Man shall not live by Venti Cappuchinos alone, but on every coffee that proceedeth from the Artisanal Small Batch Roaster of God (but store bought is fine).

But then people will argue over whether the cups should be gold, white, or red for the latter part of the holiday season.

American Christians only. Other Christians have more pressing matters to deal with, like the poor, the orphans, the widows, and those genocidal maniacs from ISIS at their doorstep.

Gong hei fat choy to you too, idiots.

If I remember correctly, Adam Jensen just got thrown through a pane of glass and took a revolver bullet to the head. His CEO had his his perfectly intact limbs amputated (it apparently in the employment contract) so that they can replace them with cybernetics.

In Gaben we Trust.

If you are Russian or know much of Soviet history, the Spoiler is pretty well telegraphed as Pavel’s full name is Pavel Morozov.

Or TayTay will pull some Snow White shenanigans with a poisoned apple.

All hail Pope Katy I

Wot, no Cocaine?

Yes, good people of Dearborn, I know. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. But can you guys work through it in silence instead of making things worse?