I hear your writing in Patrick Stewart’s voice and it’s hillarious.

the price tag on some of the outfits she and megan markel wear are astronomical. ONE time was there an outfit that was within an amount that a tech employee could afford for his girlfriend. ONEEEE TIMEEEEE.

In boyscouts we had a lot of vietnam vets that could teach us how to shoot or be merit badge coucilors. All of them had stories about how they either turned a blind eye or were complicit in fragging. When they were met with rows of shocked children they explained that a bad leader was deadlier than a batallion of…

One of my friends got bed bugs and I started getting hives all over because I was afraid of getting bed bugs. I didn’t have any, but the FEAR of having them were enough to trigger a reaction in me. These things are pure psychological terrorism. KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.

I thought he seemed genuinely thrilled for Moonlight to win best picture.

Most of my partners growing up were uncomfortable discussing what they wanted as I got older that’s been markedly different.

I noticed when guys are single they talk A LOT. Once they’re together not so much. The problem is when you start talking about your experience with a specific person, some dudes can be kind of weird and cross boundaries. Plus the woman you’re talking about probably isn’t super happy you’re talking about your private…

Oh man but actually it’s this pretty shitty cycle too...because some girls have been conditioned to lie about their orgasms for myriad reasons. So as a young guy I got a lot of confusion messages on what worked and didn’t.

“golden trio” sounds like something 45 would be into...

“But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.” Renard isn’t that what the author asked? My takeaway was that the author asked us to start locker room talk back up, except this time about how we go down on our ladies…

when my Ex and I were together we went into a ford dealership to check out the (then) new Fiesta. They wouldn’t even look at her. Any question she asked they would look at me and answer to me as if I had asked the question. They set me up with a test drive but when she wanted to try it out the sales person…

I had a cousin who insisted he had pikablu and gave me the long process to get it. He said it was a 1 in 5012 chance of it working and it’s at the end of the game, but the roll to determine whether you could get it happened at character creation. Uhg.

THANK YOU! I keep saying like Felix did two wrong things and he’s only apologizing for one (sort of!). He a) took advantage of impoverished people to laugh at how they’ll do anything for $5 and b) promoted genocide while doing it.

The rabid defense of Felix on YouTube amazed me. The dude essentially made fun of poor people for how easy it was to make them dance for a dollar, and chose to have them do something really offensive. He deserved everything he got. He’s lucky he didn’t have his channel suspended. Now, I don’t believe YouTube has the…

That’s not to say my parents were spending poorly. They were careful. Jobs were just very hard to come by at the time.

Living in a rural town was interesting. I had an engineer father but then a gazillion brothers so money was totally fine but not unlimited. My parents also felt it was important to use TVs for life (became impossible by the 2000's) and hand down clothes. As the baby that meant all of my clothes were very old and worn…

When you know, you know.

I can’t imagine starting the game as a newbie now. It’s easier to level, but not much. The gyms are completely impenetrable. I’m level 30 and they’re questionable for me at best with a whole slew of top tier pokemon. I just can’t compete with the teams that have numerous burner accounts (not to mention the players…

In Seattle it’s still super popular. Every morning and evening when I’m out walking I see other people playing. It’s easy to tell. Plus in game so many people drop lures. I’m betting once summer hits it’ll be quite a bit bigger.

aye aye aye! Don’t bring perfectly wonderful turtles into this!!! :-)