The elevation of stupid into the sublime. What else can I say?

Bill O'Reilly is the best single reason I can think of for a woman to be our next president.

Law and order is what the courts are paid for. Don't see the words "common sense" snuck in there anywhere, do we?

Now, take your imagination back to when seafarers did this in wooden sailing ships. Some even survived to talk about it.

The Earth doesn't orbit the sun...the sun orbits America. Idiots.

Pfeh, this is nothing. You clearly do not watch enough Russian dashcam videos.

Minimum wage jobs are too good for idiots like this.

That snowflake/Olympic ring bobble was the only remotely visible fail in an opening ceremony otherwise unprecedented and extraordinary in its scope, technical excellence and production values. To make a big effing deal of it is, IMO, childishly churlish and petty.

Americans laughably think their media gives them the unfiltered, unvarnished truth about everything happening, everywhere, when the fact is most presentations provided to American viewers are invariably edited and slanted to be entertaining and to produce the least possible degree of controversy and information above…

If God had intended breasts to be seen in public, he would not have created bras, you ignorant Godless heathens.

Because that's exactly the car I need to drive down to Vons for a quart of milk. Assuming I own every single f-king Vons store in California, that is.

If we can so easily deport the foreign visitors who annoy us, most non-Native-American Indians in the country may as well start packing right now.

Sucking silicone. How Bieberish.

Bad enough this happens, but the numbers of posters who try to excuse it away or insist that the mere mention of it is somehow picking on the game industry - well, that's pretty appalling. Gaming may sharpen a lot of individual skills and abilities, but enhancing good judgement is not necessarily among them.

I've heard bringing up and hawking a big loogie works too, but only if you first run outside, flag down a passing cop car, and only then unload on the the driver window. What happens afterwards generally distracts you enough to where you either no longer have hiccups, or don't care about them so much any more. By the…

Scholars are certain that sex predates religion because the latter was invented by the first geek who then prayed to get some, for realsies.

The only extraordinary thing about this creep's escapades is that (as far as is known) they took place entirely in the US, with US citizens. But spend a little time on internet foreign brides sites and you will be entertained with many male profiles of ACTUAL USA GENERALS AND SERGEANTS AND WAR HEROES who are displayed…

I think Rand Paul's idea of sexual equality is the woman gets to make a sandwich for herself, too. As long as she eats it in the kitchen.

As commendable as many aspects of this program admittedly are, it is also undeniable that there are unintended consequences to any complex idea and none of us can predict with any accuracy what will be the eventual ramifications of this trend of militarizing America's local police forces.

Americans love roomy cars (like wagons) but got it into their minds (perhaps from seeing too many military Humvees on the news) that only an SUV is sexy. SUV's are great, if you live in the right terrain to take advantage of their size and power and capabilities. But what if you never go off road and don't own an oil…