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Being calm and reasonable doesn’t appear to have worked so far

Next time I’ll call Robert Ludlum!’

Yet the movie would still somehow be two hours and 45 minutes long.

Back to School is a much better movie than it should be. Dangerfield really elevates that movie past what should have been a cheap Animal House with an old guy. 

It looks like a Dreamworks Movie that snuck into the Pixar Studio. 

“Mr Darcy used Insulting Proposal on Lizzie. But it failed.”

Look at that shaggy animal. And the dog sitting next to him.

My nipples are the same way. When I’m at the beach, people will look at me, right in the torso, and after a pause ask “Anya?”.

A childhood friend of mine went with the more traditional short version “Chris” and whenever his mother would yell “CHRISTOPHER!” he would yell back “YESTOPHER?”

He should do a show where he plays twins. Then we’ll get Topher the price of one.

This is the only correct ballot:

Harley is a great anti-hero, but the greatest Supervillain in DC history is Snowflame, the only supervillain powered by cocaine.

Pretty easy to for someone your size to get in a Fit. All you have to do is kneel.

Considering the government is only buying the plane, not building it, maybe we should be asking if we can trust private companies to handle health care. 

Warning: politics, off topic

I hope Dune is long. Butt-numblingly long. Three trips to the bathroom long. I hope that its runtime is so long that even I can’t defend it.

“They’re making people, mostly the Right, dumber and dumber.”

Counterpoint: memes don’t make people dumb.

Things Fall Apart is an all-time great book.

I now realize that I am really fortunate (unusual?) that I never found any of the books I was assigned too read in high school or college tiresome.

Case in point, there’s no “Godfather” of comedy movies