[CHARACTER] sounds the name Lucas would give to an unimportant droid.

pretend you did it on purpose.

I have a work friend who told me of a problem his relative (uncle?) had. He had some sort of bowel obstruction that was not fixed for quite a while. He became so blocked up, he began to have poop come out of his mouth. Literally, he was shitting out of his mouth.

I think the current level of support for bullfighting is out of the scope of this lazy cartoon.

Because bullfighting is a thing that happens in modern times.

Damn it!

Yes.

Yes

What you’re saying is Trump wants a Glory Wall?

Next episode they need to do the exact same sketch, up until Franco spits all the blood on Jones, and then she can projectile puke on him. He’ll then puke on the next person, and so forth.

That’s a pretty fucked up kink you got there.

Yes, like he episode Chickens in Bojack Horseman, eating meat in a world with anthropomorphic animals is really creepy.

Millennials are destroying Red Vines.

Doug Jones won, we might be in the second darkest timeline now.

In many ways, W is to Trump like Bush Senior is to W. Senior fought in WWII, W avoided the war in the National Guard, Trump dodged entirely. Senior invaded Iraq with a huge coalition. W lied to drag us back with a tiny coalition and is a war criminal. Trump can’t even get his war crimes committed they are so bad.…

The accusations I had heard up until then were vague or second hand, and possibly weren’t even him. I kept my eyes open, but lots of people have stories about them that may or may not be true.

I would support this punishment. He has to get jizzed on about a dozen times, at random times, for the next 5 years. He won’t know when it will be, and he won’t know it’s over until it is. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Oddly enough, the director has confirmed there are NO lasers. Just fists.

Sure, one more time.

Yes, the more “accurate” explanation is neither one can fight. Mine is more fun.