No, Obi Wan is too old, he will lose eventually, but he’s good enough to make it last a while. Plus, he probably can’t kill Vader, emotionally.

This! Also, “Enough talk! Let’s fight!”

Also, he had just been shot!

My head canon for Obi Wan and Vader fighting in A New Hope is that they are both highly trained, powerful in the Force, and know each other intimately, so there is a fight going on we can’t see. They both CAN flip and jump and twist through the air, but it would result in the one doing that bullshit getting cut to…

I was just trying to make fun of the way they multiply awards. Having comedy/musical and drama be different awards is weird enough (where do you put a dramatic musical? How many jokes turn a drama into a comedy?), but to have how many future episodes are planned be a deciding factor in what category it’s in is crazy.

Yes, I would have some trouble buying a car from a murderer, thus enriching him, but no trouble buying it at auction once it was taken from him. (Assuming they removed the bodies from the trunk.)

I’m so excited to post this:

Eventually The Simpsons will stop, with the heat death of the universe. Does that make it a limited series?

A lot of people think he ripped off Thrift Shop from Le1f:

Yes, it’s not ideal, but better than nothing. Which is what I get now.

You don’t like receiving authentic porn. No judgement, for real.

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Yeah, I would prefer butts, but beggars can’t be choosers.

I mean this with the maximum respect, but I think that is pretty weird.

Ratios would vary, but I am confident that without social pressure from women, the vast majority would be cool with it. Even if it involved sifting through the chaff to get to the wheat.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” is terrible advice. If women sent men vagina pictures all the time, straight men would, in general, be pretty cool with it.

Those are pretty great odds. 90% of everything is crap.

I hope someday you have a good pizza.

I, for instance, only murder people under 5'3", for safety, and easy handling of the skeleton. Other people prefer the larger folks. It takes all kinds!