lol, replied 10 months later, I’m so bored at work. Sorry for being an idiot!

It’s a really, really great game, once. The next time, maybe two more, it’s still pretty good. Then it’s just “this again?” I don’t hate it, I just never want to play it again.

It’s bizarre. What was he supposed to do? Citizen’s arrest for being a douche?

Everybody, stop posting that what he did is OK because Fox is worse. It’s exactly the same as saying “What about her emails!” What he did is actually bad, for several reasons. What Fox did doesn’t affect how bad it was.

I find it bizarre that it dropped. If I had money in the stock market, I would welcome the removal of the most chaos inducing part of the government. A shift from oil stocks to solar panel companies? That I would expect.

Yes, they are shit, but this statement is basically the same as “What about her emails!”

If you can say “The difference is,” they can say “What about her emails?”

The high road will help get us foreign allies in the coming Civil War II, provided we are sufficiently stocked up in ammo to survive the first months of the war.

Send them a link, they’ll probably feature it.

Pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever heard this. I love it.

The cover will just be a close-up of his penis.

Is there a political or celebrity level that makes a tweeter too “newsworthy” to be shut down? Is there a number of followers required? Some formula?

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It should be close enough that he would be able to reach it with normal sized hands.

Steaks are seared, maybe he meant like that? 

Dad’s are required by law to find that line funny, and as a dad, I can confirm it is funny.

So, with the maximum erection possible? Will do!

But not letting anyone see your terrible statue is very, very easy.

I missed the deal! Is there a way to have the announcements alert me on my phone?

Some people love small talk. They talk about the weather, have whole philosophies about it, in depth discussions of the weather the last few days. Laugh at stuff that is CLEARLY not a joke. Actual conversation I heard: