When I hear about left vs. right on pizza, I think of none pizza with left beef:

This is clearly not porn. If it were, the ice cream would come out of their anuses.

Whack it.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and…

Bought a bunch when it was still available. Got a whole storage unit of that, and organic shampoo.

It’s the only way.

Someone I know dressed up as her post-makeover THIS year.

I think they are supposed to be in a declining society. They have ancient technology like FTL and shields, and can make new models, but they can’t really do new ideas. The Death Star was their awesome new thing, and the only advancement it has is being really big. The second one? Bigger, and looks unfinished when it…

They are going to climb up that cliff and swat down x-wings. It’s going to be so cool!

Our films reflect our times, and there are no worse enemies in our time then MRAs.

It kind of depends. A thousand sitcom families hugging won’t make me as happy as the last scene of last season did.

I’ve never felt so bad for a cute kid with a bucket of candy.

Dustin has those pearls, he doesn’t need the hair.

I actually wondered if they practiced him dropping the egg, or did CGI. It was just perfect.

It shows Nancy crying on TV after being attacked more than once, she asks rhetorically how someone could have their friend attacked, and shows police investigating the incident. It permeates the trailer.

You are into older, creepy guys, so none of this bothers you?

Yes. I’m here, commenting, and I miss it.

Three kids is so many kids, though. SO MANY! I was in a store, counted two kids three times, and was about to panic because I knew I was supposed to have THREE kids.

Yes, that scene was upsetting, but perfectly realistic. Poor girls! There is enough Mike for everyone.

I live near a Jif plant. I don’t think there are many factories that smell better than that.