Yeah, just be single for 5 minutes, Nancy.

Nancy got drunk and told him she didn’t love him, which hurt him a ton. His reaction was to leave her at a crazy party when she was too drunk to take care of herself. That was a really terrible thing to do.

The strategy that works for Steve and his hair is not going to work for Dustin and his pearls.

That’s what they said about my swastika tetris game, too.

Nazis wear sneakers too.

His hair cut is coming back, so maybe his mustache will be next.

Well, if it messes up the weight distribution, never mind.

I think he is the ultimate Stranger Things subversion: A competent, thoughtful, smart government official, trying to help, while doing as little harm as possible.

Whatever, it’s Super Mario Brothers.

I accept this, but any vegetables (pickles, lettuce, tomato, onions, condiments) are nowhere near as critical in placement.

My favorite “subversion” in this show is one of the first scenes of season one. When Will is being hunted by the Demogorgon, he does exactly the opposite of what people do in horror movies when running from a monster.

I have always wanted a Mario Bros/Battlefield mashup. Call it Super Mario Machine Gun. You would spawn in your base and run around collecting mushrooms, jumping into tanks and fighter planes, and firing red and green shells at each other. Bowser would take more hits but be slow, Mario would be average all around,…

Risky Business

Get him a body bag! YEAHHHHHH!

NO NO NO! Lettuce is between cheese and patty. The cheese must touch the patty!

Samsung appears to have the lettuce between the cheese and the burger. That’s worse than having the cheese under the patty.

Yeah, he kind of disappears into his roles, even though they are pretty similar in those three cases.

Yeah, I’m sure he’s fine, maybe even living the dream. I just would like him to be in more movies, as I enjoy his work.

Even the Lego Joker had it.

I did not get Barb killed and forget about it, I did not! Oh hai Steve.