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    I think he is the ultimate Stranger Things subversion: A competent, thoughtful, smart government official, trying to help, while doing as little harm as possible.

    Whatever, it’s Super Mario Brothers.

    I accept this, but any vegetables (pickles, lettuce, tomato, onions, condiments) are nowhere near as critical in placement.

    My favorite “subversion” in this show is one of the first scenes of season one. When Will is being hunted by the Demogorgon, he does exactly the opposite of what people do in horror movies when running from a monster.

    I have always wanted a Mario Bros/Battlefield mashup. Call it Super Mario Machine Gun. You would spawn in your base and run around collecting mushrooms, jumping into tanks and fighter planes, and firing red and green shells at each other. Bowser would take more hits but be slow, Mario would be average all around,

    Risky Business

    Get him a body bag! YEAHHHHHH!

    NO NO NO! Lettuce is between cheese and patty. The cheese must touch the patty!

    Samsung appears to have the lettuce between the cheese and the burger. That’s worse than having the cheese under the patty.

    Yeah, he kind of disappears into his roles, even though they are pretty similar in those three cases.

    Yeah, I’m sure he’s fine, maybe even living the dream. I just would like him to be in more movies, as I enjoy his work.

    Even the Lego Joker had it.

    I did not get Barb killed and forget about it, I did not! Oh hai Steve.

    I’m pretty sure they know, but it isn’t a priority anymore.

    The product placement in this show is weird. I’m pretty sure there is quite a bit of it. KFC for sure. Whatever vodka probably. Eggos. Probably Meow Mix.

    He was the lead in Goonies, the real hero of Lord of the Rings, and fucking Rudy. Why isn’t he in more stuff?

    I fucking love Winston.

    LON GLIVE BILL REALLY!

    Yeah, I was bothered by his lack of care on some of these characters. Great movie, but his weakest, if you ask me.