Wood, he he.

Wish I could beat for 8 minutes.
Edit- And yes, your's was better.

Also, didn't mean to be named after lube. Whoops.

I try!

Thanks! They won't let me write articles for a porn section, though. It's pop culture, dagnabbit!

I just posted a huge explanation above about gaming the search algorithm, I'm out of the closet on liking porn now.

We KNOW you have to go back and forth!
Oh, the tape.

Pornhub has a little graph on the video slider so you can go directly to the popular bits.

Nice, looks like we had a photo finish on that one.

I'm going to bet it has a happy ending. WOOO!

Well, shit.

So, gonna just go ahead and say it.
If you search for "boobs" you get huge fake boobs. If you search for "natural boobs" you get huge floppy boobs, usually on overweight women. If you add "big" or "huge" or "giant" or anything similar it has no effect on the search. If you add "small" or similar you get something that…

Butt titties? Gross.

Don't start a pun thread, you boob!

I don't remember what you're talking about, but I haven't watched them that much lately. One is Jewish and that is brought up sometimes, for comedic effect. Is that it?

Wow, this comment got blasted.
I don't think it's crazy to think that most of it would be metal, not because people who like metal are Nazis, but because Nazis like metal. Both bands listed above are metal.
I assume a lot, if not most of it, was punk, but likewise I don't think someone liking punk would indicate to me…

His hate group is obsessed with "healthy foods". But he invented the electric can opener! Talk about your cognitive dissonance.

Yeah, "fascinating". Then some red shirts die and the Enterprise gets sent back in time.

I enjoy that you liked my grammar joke, and then neither capitalized nor punctuated your comment. I'm going to assume it is a joke at my expense, and I deserve it.

Yep, it is just chock full of fun stuff.