Being Captain Kirk's side bitch isn't really that exclusive.

Congratulations, that sounds amazing!

Not because of this comment. He just is always weeping in a corner.

Yes, you can go back later, but don't worry if you decide not to!

He certainly seems to spend a lot of time "on". I'm not sure he can turn himself "off" though, so I think that's his personality.

Ha, got me by 6 minutes! Damn that is a great gag.

And he dials the phone with the barrel of his gun.

Hunting is a net good. If you eat meat, hunting it is more ethical for all involved, and it helps support conservation. I am not talking about hunting, say, lions. I DO support the hunting of Ice T, as that is super rad.

Looking at the eclipse will make you blind!

Have you played "qwop"? There is a video (a "let's play" if you will) of someone just dragging their back leg through that game, and the music is "Holding out for a Hero". Takes almost the entire song. I can't find it anymore.

Dipping your hand, huh? I got something better to dip.

Idiots, someday someone will start a band called "the Beatlet" and they will lose that distinction.

Cool, the 2024 totality won't be going over my house until 2025!

Watching other people play video games isn't any more weird than watching sports with a color commentator, or MST3K. PewDiePie is terrible. Try Monster Factory or Game Grumps. Avoid JackSepticEye and Markiplier, they are very much like PewDiePie, if not as bad.

Can we just give them Alabama? I'd hate to kick all the minorities out, but honestly, they'll be better off somewhere that isn't Alabama.

That is not the take that I would have.

Do they have an online broadcast?

My dad demands it, the station he listened to got worse and worse, until finally they just had a loop of 60s to 70s that was one day long. You could set your watch by what song was playing, no DJ. He got an iPod.

I was listening to an oldies station when they came on to announce that they played music at least 20 years old, and something had just past that mark. They played "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)", then asked for feedback. I assume it was not positive.
Not many stations here play 60s stuff anymore, except…

The original Smash Mouth!