Dibs! My new band name is "Dick Hitler."

The problem is coaching, they are told to lean in.

I saw him on talk shows, and thought he was in on the joke. Like Richard Simmons.

This is important news and needs to be distributed. I am sure many of these retweets are with regret.

Yes, it is not like my body is ruined, or that I would not have any health problems had I not played. Better this than black lung!

Ha, you said peen.

You know, a cinematic universe for a Keanu Reeves action movie designed for the Chinese market SHOULD sound bad. Not here though.

Unless they are smart enough to realize what worked and hire the same folks, or ones with comparable skills. The article indicates they are talking with the same producer, so it may be that they do.

I think you are pining for a time that never was. Most movies were shit, and now we have more movies that aren't shit. There were always sequels and cash grabs. The first cinematic universe was Universal Monsters, and some of those are really great.
Is "John Wick 8, the Wickening" going to be a great movie? Doubt it.…

I read it in my internal monologue voice. So yes, douchiest voice I can imagine.

No no no no no! Just made a whole rant about it on another article.

It's hyperbole, but the least amount of hyperbole one can have. Everyone playing offense AND defense, in turn, is the fundamental element of baseball. Substituting to get the best player for a situation has to be calculated against future use of the player being substituted.
Soccer has this too, but in baseball it is…

I'm just here for the comments, that video was quite underwhelming.

They were deemed less harmful than they are now. Used to be a concussion was something to take a knee for, like a sprained ankle. Be careful, don't make it worse.

Then "concussions per point scored" is a stat, and avoiding concussions becomes part of your contract.

Those clear inflatable things that look like a water wing for your whole body might work.

Why do they call the sport in the American League baseball? If the pitcher doesn't hit it's not baseball.

Football was the bomb. You fucking ran into people, everything was more real while you were playing, and the stands were filled. A particular pretty girl knew my name and gave me candy because I was on the team, and I didn't even get in much. That shit was crack, but 10% less hard on the body.

Football: One concussion, one destroyed knee (ACL reconstruction, torn meniscus), arthritis. It's not the concussions you know about, though. It's the 10 you don't. Sometimes I don't remember things. Could just be genetics though.
Soccer: I dyed my hair and grew a red beard to look like Alexi Lalas.
Track: Just my…

Well, if they ever find the stabber, we can check his brain!