Well, if you trust WIkipedia:

Nope. I would say a substantive stand against a key platform or several smaller popular platforms would count. For instance, Bernie was pro gun.

The more he acts like Hitler, the more credible comparing him to Hitler gets.

Uh.. don't google that. Let my mistake be your warning.

Someone said Obama should have pardoned them. This would have prevented the spectacle he was trying to avoid, while clearly showing history it was a crime.

Me too, and I think I'm going to be on the losing side.

More accurately, he isn't an evil psychopath on that issue. There are plenty of others where he is an evil psychopath.

There are only two parties. You pick the one closest to you, or you choose to be ignored.

Then we'll see how much loyalty the NRA has bought in Congress. When Mitch McConnell has to wear a bulletproof vest to go for a walk I think he will start to have different views about gun control.

Just call ahead to make sure they have one you can try out.

I got mad at my sister for something silly, so I gave her daughter a big jar of glitter for her birthday. It was like a liter of glitter. The herpes of craft supplies.

I'm off to register a trademark for my new line of totebags…

Seriously, I would be happy to look at new products and point out the dicks and Hitlers. They just need someone with a dirty mind.

They were "freedom chips" instead.

Well, if I wasn't sold before, I am now.

Yes

I played the Wing Commander game with Luke Skywalker on "easy" toward the end, I just wanted that fucker done.
There is a battle where you can't advance until your wingman gets shot down. I realized after like 10 minutes of offing these random enemies who just popped in and attacked him. I shot him down to trigger the…

I think the best, most "Liberal" thing we could do is to forgive them for their mistake, never bring it up again, and get them some health insurance.

"…although the notion of the earth as a sphere is wrong, strictly speaking, it is not as wrong as the notion of the earth as flat." -Isaac Asimov

Absolutely, everyone who makes fun of his hair and hands is falling in to the same trap as the people who made fun of the way W talked. Using the wrong word or getting a bad haircut humanize them. Mentioning the rapes and the war crimes make them more accurate to history.