I blame Trump. 2 reasons:

breastfeeding on stage

i sent a similar group text. no response.

Group text I just sent: “RING THE ALARM! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS! BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!”

okay Babies now let’s get in formation!

I laughed at that line, plus it conjures up a very specific image in my mind. I live in a college town and there’s a bar hopping area popular with that crowd. There’s lots of “whooooo!-ing” and selfie related antics, lots of falling down due to the combination of inappropriate footwear and cobblestones.

Um...was that Luke “He can git it” Cage?

My fiance and I were both born in the US, as were our parents. Both of our grandparents and past generations come from Mexico and as such we consider ourselves mexican as well as American and we are very proud of our mexican heritage. We both are what some would consider “white mexican” light skin, light hair, light…

Look, liberals,

I went to Tennessee, where I broke the pattern by marrying another tubist.

I keep seeing that one and arguing that Trump wasn’t that cool with women in uniform. And then was. And then he wasn’t again.

Glorification of the military to the extent that they can do no wrong has removed all critical debate of their use from public discourse to our collective detriment. The military is comprised of people like you and me, some are good and some are bad. Everybody joins the military for their own reasons (of which there…

I’m not sure there are ton of absolute, top-10 all-time athletes in any sport who also weren’t huge drama queens.

Damn. Teen Wolf would’ve been a great moniker for Lavine or Towns or Wiggins or KG at times and I’m not sure I ever heard it said. Too late now though. Pre-teen wolf still applies to Sandusky though so maybe he can get a sweet prison tattoo.

my response exactly.

I honestly put that exact criteria on my tinder profile and an actual photo of ma dame Clinton and got 6 date asks from guys in two weeks and only 1! voted for Clinton. I walked out on one date before ordering food, cancelled one the day before when I found out he didn’t vote at all and straight up blocked the other…

Idk, because that includes the idiots who voted for Gary “What is Aleppo” Johnson.

With you on this.

Best things about it: Winona Ryder’s expressions.

As a Senator and SOS Clinton had very high approval ratings. It’s only when she dared to run for POTUS that she suddenly become so unpopular. So basically you’re just admitting to falling for GOP propaganda.