I think we can finally put those trade rumors to rest. He just had his best season in the NBA, I would’ve been pissed to see him replaced by Dunn, who wasn’t much of a factor this season at all.

Yianopoopoolous*

YASSSSS GAGA!!! If she hits us with some Beautiful, Dirty, Rich or Government Hooker I will legit lose it.

Damn you for fooling me with your sarcasm Rich! I realy thought she was actually gonna sound excited about something. Way to stay on brand girl.

Uhm, yeah, kinda!

IDK, if I remember college correctly, “white girl wasted” was a term thrown around quite a bit by white girls and white boys alike. If they’re not mad, I’m not about to be

Yeah, the same person wrote in her caption that she’s serving “even though most of the positions she wants are not open to her”. So I’m like COOL, KEEP BEING OK WITH THAT.

I agree. In the U.S. especially, there is this assumption that any critique of the military is un-American and that everyone who enlists is inherently a hero because self-sacrifice! Patriotism! Freedom! When in reality, as many people join for their own personal benefit, as for the common good. 

Oh gosh! I’m so sorry. Do you think they were trying to convince you that their magical dicks would make up for their lack of a brain?

Would, but TBH my litmus test for fuckability right now is pretty simple.

Yeah, hate to see you go, Mr. Clear, but I’ll gladly watch you mop my floors as you leave.

GETO? TEGO? OGTE?

I think they’re holes. You can thank Kanye West.

Tim Kaine chuckling in the corner is the cherry on top though.

I thought he was starting with the worst cracker for a sec

I literally jumped off the couch!!! Never thought that I would ever hear that song in any context other than when I pop my N*SYNC MSG specials in to make sure my dance moves are still intact. I will not apologize!

I didn’t know it was from the co-creator or Parks and Brooklyn 99! Makes sense though, they’re all terrific.

Any Jezzies marching in NY? I’m attending with some college buddies. Can’t wait!

The funniest thing to me is that she probably got up this morning believing she would KILL in this outfit. It’s like the fashion equivalent of her political beliefs. 

It’s a shame, but I don’t know if I would remember my own name with Billy Eichner screaming in my face. That man is HIGH ENERGY.