I’ve been on the fence about Tori Kelly but but last night she finally won me over. That was the stankiest stank-eye that ever stank. Bravo!

So much talent on this team and so little to show for it. It’s hard out here for a Wolves fan.

From a logical standpoint... female fetuses have the same probability of being aborted as male fetuses, so that answer makes no sense.

I’ve seen it too, and even got to kill a chicken with my grandmother once, which was already horrifying. But what struck me about his story is that it was just a really mean practical joke. I have a dark sense of humor, but damn...

“...who’s studying the history of human-chicken interactions.” Best line.

I feel so bad for Steve, though. It did seem like an honest, albeit horrible mistake. Also, am I the only one who saw the video of him off-camera saying that it said Miss Colombia on the teleprompter?

Perfection. Kudos!!

Well shit, as if I didn’t have enough irrational fears.

Hahah, I play sax. Not an orchestra instrument, but I can still relate. Also got to conduct as Drum Major for a year, which was the most fun.

Can we also talk about the fact that Gael Garcia Bernal accepting a Golden Globe was pretty much Rodrigo accepting a Golden Globe?

I’m probably (definitely) biased because I was a huge band geek and have been in love with Gael since my BFF introduced me to Y Tu Mama Tambien, but I haven’t been able to shut up about this show. It does seem to be almost a parody of itself with the over-the-top quirkyness of its characters, but that doesn’t make…

Where do I apply? My country hates me cause I’m a legal immigrant, I work 50+ hours a week, have no health insurance, and fear for my life with religious extremists armed to the teeth on the loose. Help!

23. Alessia Cara - As new blood in the music game, Alessia jumped at the opportunity to perform her breakout “Here,” though she was a bit surprised when Taylor preceded the request by asking, “So how’s your blood?”

Gee, thanks rape expert.

Are you really as fascinated by Yoko Ono’s twitter as I am? I have to idea what her tweets mean 90% of the time, but I sure as hell love to try to interpret them.

Anyone catch the Statue Of Liberty doing a nazi salute on IMDB??

Some pretty solid Celeb encounters on that first party. Shane West will forever be Landon Carter, IDC if he wins an Oscar for something else (he won’t). Vanessa Hudgens’ sexy ass BF is Austin Butler from The Carrie Diaries (anyone?). Alessandra is a goddess, and I think that unidentified guy is from that Disney…

Found my Holiday gift guide. Thanks Jez!

Same. Boat. Not actually at lunch though, legitimately pretending to write an e-mail while stifling laughter,

OMG I totally heard Wilmer Valderrama’s Fez voice in my head when I read “‘poots” the sex in ‘sexiest man alive’”. Lisp and all. This is wonderful.