God, they can’t give up the trucker hats for ONE NIGHT?

Imma let you finish, Bobby, but Mindy Kaling already summed this up perfectly.

Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

They were LITERALLY asked what Apps they use the most on their phones. God forbid they actually have to outline their plans to balance the budget (we know, cut taxes and all programs that benefit the poor, cause they just need to work harder).

Yes, but only in the same costume I’ve worn the past 3 years cause I’m not beat, or a fucking billionaire.

I’m so glad someone else is outraged by this! Every time this ad comes on I rewatch it paying extra attention to see if I missed something... NOPE! He buys her a goddamn TV to make her science experiment better! I hope you’re happy, Joe, your child has learned nothing.

I’m confused? What makes a great “singer”, if not their range? Emotion, arguably, pitch accuracy (which falls under the “range” umbrella) and timbre, but you seem to think twerking is somehow part of the equation. Don’t get me wrong, I can watch Bey and Nicki twerk for.. minutes, at least, but that has nothing to do…

I actually WANT to be PMSing for this so I can ugly cry myself into exhaustion and re-emerge like a phoenix from the ashes of my dry tear ducts.

He may play 13 instruments, but the guitar doesn’t seem to be one of them. He didn’t even PRETEND to play a chord on this video.

Didn’t watch the video and probably never will. But yes, fuck these dudes, let’s have cake.

Hands down the best Republican candidate in the Democratic race. Will be sad to see him go. Except no, not really, not in the slightest.

“McDonald’s finally introduced all-day breakfast this week, which is excellent news if you’re able to navigate a drive-through while high on marijuana.”

I’m with you!

That look’s being directed at you right now....

Same! Rappers need to take a lesson from him. Speak through your music, leave the other bullshit aside. He’s not only a brilliant lyricist, but an amazing performer because he’s passionate about what he’s saying. That will captivate any audience.

You guys are hilarious, really! Please, more kitchen jokes!

He was also this creepy ass guy in Mad Max!

Nic Hoult is a gem and exponentially more talented than Jennifer Lawrenc! I’ve been hoping for his big break since Skins (he was also the most adorable kid in About A Boy) but if X-Men and dating J-Law didn’t make it happen for him, IDK what will.

Thank you Judge Kara for making my Friday afternoons bearable. I was looking forward to the Miley/Nicki disaster since the article came out. All I could think while reading it was:

Can we start the #WhereIsFrank campaign yet? Like, is he alive? Did aliens steal his new music because it’s too good and we’re not worthy? Did he have Divine Intervention and threw the album out to make a better one real quick? WHAT IS THE DEAL FRANK? Stop torturing us!