The only thing that got to me about Nicole Kidman’s performance was that her accent would occasionally slip. Overall though I think she was a good casting choice and I may not have even noticed the accent if it weren’t knowing that she’s an Aussie.

I feel like a dick because I used roll my eyes whenever I’d read Shailene Woodley’s name (why? I have no excuse— I mean, she is genuinely trying to save the planet so maybe it was that Secret Life show...I digress...) but, damnnnn, I really loved her on this show; not just her character but what she specifically…

Thank you. I thought I was missing something. I feel like I’ve never seen Scarlett Johannson in a performance where I’ve forgotten it’s her. I can’t get lost in the character or performance with her cast in the role.

I actually looked at the time to confirm whether or not it was April 1st yet.

You made an ergot joke.

Fuck ‘em. People point and laugh at everyone.

“WTF do you do if you’re living a perfectly normal life and then something so unthinkable happens that you can’t possibly go to anybody for help because they’d never in a million years believe you?”

The comments on the Daily Mail make me weep for the future.

I’ve heard that in RI, just as an example, that it’s cheaper to get your car registered in MA instead so maybe it’s something like that?

I laughed out loud which was particularly awkward since SVU is on in the room.

I love them because, with regular lipsticks, I have to look in the mirror when I’m applying it or else I’ll look like a straight up clown. With these balms though I can easily apply them wherever, whenever and not have to fuss over it. <3

I love them because, with regular lipsticks, I have to look in the mirror when I’m applying it or else I’ll look…

I continue to believe that these types of racial hoaxes should be prosecuted as hate crimes. 

Ok, this really deserves more stars. I totally chortled.

It’s giving me serious Holy Mountain vibes.

I wish I could say I photoshopped these because then they wouldn’t actually exist :/

Animal Adventures in Bolton, MA.

I’m not really into her music but, good lord, her unabashed country bumpkin ways make her endearing as hell.

But wait, there’s more!